Mine got taken by the foreskin fairy. I didn't even place it under the pillow. I had a nightmare, must've been moving around in my sleep when the pillow landed on my dick. In the morning I woke up without my foreskin and two bucks crumbled up and stuffed under my nutsack :(
What a terrible day to be able to read.
You guys are getting 2 bucks?
relatable
I heard someone say their boss has more foreskin than foresight and it stuck in my head for a few reasons...
I have sixskin:
https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/b71fb661-29b3-4015-9645-0f2823604ae3.png
risky click of the day
I really feel bad for whoever is in these pictures.
Yeah, I assume they just made the mistake of turning on video in a public discord or something.
!nicole@feddit.org