This queue for the new swasticar

As usual a great illustration of the cops real job - protecting rich folks property

That is a lot of manpower that could be used elsewhere, were they actually a public service.
- As I understand it to be, these guys are off duty and have no guns in their holsters and they're getting paid by tesla. That's how it usually works but I bet these cheques are signed by the feds.
And playing games with overtime numbers to maximize taxpayer drain.
Protect and serve (capital)

Look, they aren't doing anything, I should cut their funding..oh shit that wasn't good. I guess I'll spend a third of our taxes on this.

No you cut the funding that goes to poor people, so when they start to revolt, you can use that savings to help fund your security to protect you from the angry poor people, and spend more on security then you would have spent just keeping the poor people happy.
This is what conservatives call, "fiscal responsibility".
- this is the worst part of conservativism; even if you were a complete asshole, the money it takes to clean up after someone steals something costs more than just making that available.

Demand your mayor and city council stop supporting this shit. Why is tax money going to protect this shit?

You kidding? This is probably the best use of cops. Instead of harassing minorities they've created a human shield that will scare off people from purchasing Nazi mobiles.
If tax money is going to cops, they might as well be doing the job of a protest but more effectively.
- I'd rather they not be used to defend billionaires. If this is what they spend their time doing then we could save some money in the budget by firing them.
Demand your mayor and city council stop supporting this shit.
I mean, sure, absolutely. Not sure he's going to be able to hear me given the large crowd of police in between us. But I'll try and get my mayor's attention.
Why is tax money going to protect this shit?
Cause businesses like Tesla tip their elected reps generously.

"To serve and protect... the rich".

Wow so Tesla finally found its target audience, huh?

I didn't know pigs could drive 🤔
- They can't, that's why they keep dying in car crashes

Tesla™ presents the Police

Every trip you take
And every turn you make
Every time you brake
(Don't go in that lake!)
He'll be watching you

The police will NEVER work for us under a capitalist system.

Peak efficiency.

A 3 year old was dumped at a hospital covered in bruises and died. Suspect not caught. But I feel safe knowing they're out there protecting what matters

You've heard of Bay of Pigs, but now we have Wall of Pigs

Good god, why are they standing so close to each other! Properly motivated person with nothing to loose could take them out and still do some serious damage to the building, just with a stolen truck.

Not sure if those are real cops. Long time desk workers maybe?

Properly motivated person with nothing to loose could take them out
Would be extremely ironic if an overheating Cybertruck were to pull up in front of them.
- Oh, they'll be driving them.
  Must be fucking hilarious to stuff a big violent "customer" in the slanted back seat of a cybertruck.