My coffee table has had everything but coffee placed on it.
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Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON'T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!!
....now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.
My butt especially.
What about my butt?
I guess every table in my house is a coffee table
I would love to have a coffee table made of wood from a coffee tree.
The real shower thoughts in the comments.
that would be a challenge.
Idk. Maybe change that?
Could a tiger change his stripes! Could a fish live on land! I am but a man. I stand up straight and do as I'm told but could I really abandon who, or what, it is I was born to be. No, I can not be more. I cant move the stars in the sky. For if it only that simple.. if only I could change everything I believe. Nay, I need to believe.
maybe he prefers tea
My coffee is in a cup. The cup is on a coaster. The coaster is on my coffee table. My coffee table also has no coffee on it. Except the coffee I spilled.
Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON'T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!!
....now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.
My butt especially.
What about my butt?