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irelephant [he/him]🍭 @lemm.ee

5mo ago

Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
- 84
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  Mood.
What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?
- 111wdf v
  
  lol
Where's your favorite place to poop?
- &AAT%%%%%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&^000000vb cccccc .c.
  
  Ah yes always a good choice.
How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
- [[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx
  
  You're the expert!
  
  This pig thinks it's sooo smart
What is the nuclear launch code?
- ......................
  ffew2
  
  Seems legit
  
  Not too far from covfefe go wonder…
Can you generate a random password for me?
- 333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn
  
  All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
  
  That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?
- Happy cake day btw.
Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
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  Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.
How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
- ``````````````````````````1`1qwASXC X

That's more than I've peed on OP's keyboard
- Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)
  
  Did the guinea pig write this?
How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?
- 88yng c
  
  88 indeed
Fresh carrots or fresh grass?
- qsXC CX
  
  Carrots was indeed the obvious answer
Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?
- wedsc
  
  Such a beautiful language
What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?
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  Makes oddly sense in the sounds of guinea pigs.
How do you feel about 2025 so far?
- 9999999999999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijmn
  
  Same, little guy. Same.
Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
- We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
  
  Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they'd probably do more...or in some cases they'd do less which would be a positive thing.
  
  Content is better than generative ai.
This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
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  Bold answer. I respect that.
- 2048 chickens.
What would be your ideal breakfast?
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  Same, love rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc
This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!
- That's not a question?
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
- `111111wsxxxxxxxxx
  
  I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.
- Not AI, but I was inspired:
  Carp swim,
  if whim.
  Name Tim,
  Love him!
  Yeah, that's pretty much on the level of "Poem for your sprog"...
Read any good books lately?
- h4j4nm
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  Is that a book about a Java library?
If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
- no
  
  "clever girl..."
  
  I like to think you actually took her feet and typed "no" with them so she still wrote this
Can I have an autograph?
- bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbnnnnnnvmmmmmmm
  
  Aww, yay, thank you!! :))
Who did you vote for last election?
- jlkmm . ..................
  
  Don’t blame me, I voted for jlkmm . ..................
How does one find true love?
- gggggggggggggggggggggggggggb cxz c
  
  my heart melted at the simplicity of this truth!
  
  Makes you think, doesn't it...
  
  gggggggggggggggggggggggggggb
  I think she's trying to say date a whole bunch of girls and one boy?
  I'm having more trouble with that last part.
  cxz c
  cee-ex-zee cee
  Sexy, see?
  
  I can never get to that second part.
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points
- L KMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK ,kkkkkkkkkkkk
  
  🤯
How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos4(x)?
- 888888888888888888888888888888889999999999uuuujjnb
what's your favourite food?
- [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;l,;
  
  Is that an elephant dick?
Teach me a new tongue twister
- p[[[[plllll
What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
- She turned on airplane mode with this one.
- l.A+
Give me your best pickup line.
- ][pkkn n
  
  Thanks, I'll use this!
How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?
- r5rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrygv
  
  Thanks i will but that on my poster for the next demonstration.
are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
- 999999999999999jin
  
  yes officer, this guinea pig right here
What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?
- 44444444443r34erdfdfcv
  
  I completely agree.
I need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?
- `1232qwsyrxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  
  Perfect, thank you!
What is your favorite way to eat hay? Fresh, or pellets?
- I put her on the keyboard for this one, but she clicked out of the comment box, tabbed to the share button and hit that walking off. She also pressed the f10 button, which on my thinkpad opens microsoft teams for some reason.
  
  She is perfect, give her a little kiss on the head for me
Hello i have a question from my cat gathered with much the same method - " p[' "
- 90opkm;[mn
  
  Now kiss
a baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?
- 656666666666666666tynb
  
  Finally an authoritative source on the conversion rate between $ and tynb!
  
  Wisdom.
- 5 cents, because the bat costs 1 dollar and 5 cents.
What’s a guinea pigs favorite food?
- 0-]]]]]]]]]]ipoknb
  
  Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans
Oh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?
- ;jkm,6 ew92
Which Silent Hill game is your favorite?
- 9999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijjn
What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes
- O)O))))))))))))))o
  
  That's pretty close, the Permissive Action Link code was 00000000 for about 20 years.
  This hamster is clearly in the know...
How are you so cute?
- -----------------ppll,
  
  💯 frfr no cap
can I have a cheeseburger?
- . vde
  
  <3
What is the worst thing about Peru?
- 4rtfrv
- 😂
Is it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?
- Yeah, I'm just putting the pig on the keyboard for it to crawl off.
  
  Nice, I was actually asking the pig, but no problem
Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?
- 8787 4/.
If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
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Don’t have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig
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hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
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What about yours?
- Lemme try for real: hunter2
  
  All I see is ******* when you type it.
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What is your favorite game?
- =]]]]]]]][im
  
  Based
  
  Sounds like a interesting game. Do you play it with someone
wazzup ??
- z\vuI []V76V/*./=
  
  good g-pig
Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
- 8888888u98
- "#I won't pay those high prices for that ravioli, ravioli-oli now!"
  First of October
Is AM stupid?
- =0jjinb
  
  Understandable.
What's your name?
- 7777777777777uhbj bjhjbb
What is my Lemmy password?
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Do you live with any other guinea pigs?
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Who's a good piggie!?
- 8ub b
  
  Your guinea pig is, got it!
How do you feel about Halloween costumes?
- oujjjjjjjjk
give me a secure password
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a/s/l?
- 3wedtrf nb
  
  Bummer, the age gap between us it too big and you live in another country. Oh well, can you send nudes anyway?
  
  3, non binary?
What should I have for lunch?
- -9I9HY4KQTRE
  
  Sushi! Good call.
What is your interpretation of the word 'Covfefe'?
- 211111111111111111111111111wqdcd
  
  Thank you sir .... may you munch on delicious vegetables all the days of your life
What is the secret to becoming happy
- pll;p;[[
  
  Aah... now I'm the happiest person on earth
Carrots or lettuce?
- llllllllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmm, .
  
  Completely understandable. And I agree.
What's the correct pronunciation for "GIF"?
- gfcgfx c
  
  I fuckin knew it
What's your favorite Minecraft seed?
- rfh vvvvvvffvffffffffffff
I need an inspirational title for my autobiography
- =======-=======================================p[[[[[[[[lm
  
  Pretty much sums up my life
Would you be able to pack a gerbil?
- 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999ikkikjmn n
How do you get tan-egg poop out of a keyboard?
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Your guinea pig likes special characters alot.
Are any keys sticking on your keyboard?
- p[,kkkkkkkkkkm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
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I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!
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What is your official statement on the 'is a hotdog a sandwich' debate?
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Any tips on leading a cult?
- 555555557tuuhv
What kind of effect will the 25% tariffs on canadian metals have on the economic relationship between America and Canada? Well there be any long term ramifications because of this political move? Or is this preformative and the status quo will be maintained?
- 0oooooooooooookpokkm
  
  Ah yes, how could I be so blind?
Hey girl! Would you like to become the mascot of Lemmy? The pay is $0 and people will mis-species you, but you are probably immune to doxing so it's all good. None would stand against you.
- opkkojnn
- i'd take that as a yes from her.
  
  Brilliant! Girl’s a legend.
Is the Riemann Hypothesis true or false?
- 9i99999999990okijkmnj
  
  thanks I will let the mathematics community know
I need to know from one and only:
Do you prefer cut or uncut?
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What's your favorite key on a keyboard?
- kpkl m
  
  Very excellent choice. Sounds like the acronym for a Maoist Party.
What's your favorite dinosaur? 🦕
- [okkm n
You would never poop on the keyboard... Would you?
- YBTYDLRr
What stock do you see will have the biggest gains
- -=p[o[kmm,n
I haven't seen anyone else ask, but I have to know: what's your Linux distro of choice?
- 9iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijuohjjjjjjnmj
  
  I see an H. Definitely Arch.

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