Trump will attend the Super Bowl in New Orleans. He'll be the first sitting president to go
Trump will attend the Super Bowl in New Orleans. He'll be the first sitting president to go
I can't even express how scarred I'd be if someone murdered him...
Please don't, guys...
Murder him, that is...
No. Please. Don't.
Oh no, please don't harm the fascist... I'd just cry... Totally from sadness and joy.
And definitely don't say you want to either.
I mean that would not stop musk unfortunately so if you're looking for a twofer, buy Taco Bell's new taco supreme twofer where you get chicken and beef mixed together into one hot wheat bag of fun, how come we got hot model Zoolander murdering the prime minister of Malaysia Yes, I'm pretty sure that's what happened in this timeline, and Malaysia hasn't made their own Miss universe to get Trump? Makes you really think doesn't it?
The violent retribution of his base would run wild through all cities.
Secret service must be sweating bullets
I'd say that it's probably one of the easier places, actually, because post-9/11, there's a lot of security at the Super Bowl, whether-or-not a President is there. Like, they already have overhead marksmen and airspace restrictions and stuff, which is the sort of stuff that you'd put on the President at an event.
I believe that the Super Bowl is considered to be a potential target because of its high visibility.
IIRC, even before that, Tom Clancy had one of his books involve terrorists blowing up the Super Bowl with a small nuclear weapon.
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Yeah, The Sum of All Fears.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sum_of_All_Fears
The terrorists' plan is to detonate the weapon at the Super Bowl in Denver while simultaneously staging a false flag attack on U.S. military forces in stationed in Berlin by East Germans disguised as Soviet soldiers.
And keep in mind if someone as prominent as Taylor Swift might be there Trump can sort of ride her coat tails security-wise.
It depends on the funding of the aggressor. A lone dude isn't going to have a chance. A national asset would have access to the means to take him out, but the risk is the CIA might find out and blow their cover.
I've been in NOLA for the Superbowl all week (I get to leave Friday) this place is locked down as tightly as DC was during the 2020 elections.
Or they're scrambling to come up with a better plan
I do find it odd no sitting president has before. I get the Super Bowl is relatively new, but it kinda shocks me no other president has.
I guess when you're trying to prove you're not Hitler 2 you gotta look good for the people you're going to send to jail.
A quick search shows on average a box at the Superbowl costs between $750,000-$2 million.
The President makes $400,000 a year.
They can't sit in the stands, so the reality is no president should be able to afford to go to the game.
how about vance and musk and the doge team. I really think they should all go.
Yeah. They should all hang out together more often.
I'd protest by not watching the game, but I never do anyway.
Hey, totally unrelated, but does anyone remember this Simpsons episode?
Remember Don, the last time you went to a football game? Remember how that went for you?
D'you think we can get Ricardo Montalban to hypnotise one of the sportsball players?
He hadn't attended the last time he was in office? Why all sudden is he interested in going now?
Can we get the crowd to flip him off again? That'd be cool to see on tv. I don't watch tv or sports, but it'd make it to the internet and then I'd enjoy watching.
Damnit, I wanted to watch the game in peace.
"Black Sunday is a 1975 novel by American writer Thomas Harris..."
Hope not, though. Too many innocents.
The Superdome holds ~75,000 plus staff.
I wonder how many innocents will be killed by multi-bigoted, fascist, patriarchal oligarchs working to make the orphan-shredding machine run on pure-white mandatory babies?
Live broadcast of a copycat Luigi? đđ
Halftime show
Rogue helicopter crash into the the stadium?