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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

7mo ago

I love melons so much

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This dad joke is very regional
- I am learning as much from this thread, haha.
- But the law says we rock, melon.
  Who the hell you calling a melon??
Are unable to marry?
- Cantaloupe (can't elope)
  
  Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
  
  Oh dear that’s terrible
  
  Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
  
  ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
- Are forbidden to wed?
  
  Are barred from matrimony?
- Me
melon slice
Rockmelon?
Honey, do.
- Way to early to ask for a threesome.
::groan::
::upvote::
Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?
- In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔
First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.
ugh
Rock, melon-slice!
Herbie Hancock intensifies...
Muskmelon?
Pop culture references that popped in my mind:
“Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”
“A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”
Done call me a cantaloupe, you melon head! -Screetch
Canoe?

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