Trump's climate and abortion policies have Americans flocking for vasectomies
Trump's climate and abortion policies have Americans flocking for vasectomies
Bookings spiked by 1,200 percent post-election, and IUD signups more than octupled.
I can never get a vasectomy, I just can't say what will happen in the future. Suppose there's' some sort of societal collapse, man becomes an endangered species, and I somehow end up captured by a tribe of busty amazonian women who want to use me as a breeder, just constant and frequent encounters with different women every night. However, they check to see if I'm still fertile and realize I had a vasectomy, then they kill me and eat me. I can't take that chance.
The Amazon is being burned and cleared to make room for cattle ranches, soy feed for raising farm animals elsewhere, wood, palm oil, and minerals. There is no need to be concerned about Amazonian women.
.... Keep going.
lol what
And upon confirmation of my fertility, Lula, their chieftess (34DDD) takes me to her personal sanctuary inside of a rusted out old Greyhound bus on the edge of the ruins of old Cincinnati, close to the Forbidden zone.
Once inside, her personal servants cleanse my body of filth from the rigors of travel. As is tradition with their tribe, soap is applied directly to their nude bodies before being rubbed vigorously across my body.
After an extended cleaning session, and a pat down, I’m deemed acceptably clean for my first mating with Chieftess Lula, who will personally collect my sacred life juice, impregnating herself to produce the tribe’s next chieftess. After that, I would be given the rest of tribe, a slave to their every whim, expected to impregnate their finest, bustiest shield-maidens. I thank past-Me for never having gotten a vasectomy.
Stay tuned for the continued adventures of the Fallout Fuckboy, as he struggles to survive the She-Demons of Cincinnati!
Death by snu-snu, Fry?
Very prudent.
Got mine in June.
Was pretty scared going in but now I'm glad I did it. 0 kids, haven't ever wanted them. Lost a ltr because the woman I was seeing decided she did want kids after 5 years together (where we previously agreed we both did not want them).
After we split I got a little foot loose with dating and realized I should just make my decision to be childless my own and permanent, why risk it for myself or others.
About the same story for me, about a decade ago
It was also really nice for dating because it weeded out the women who were still on the fence, and let the other women know I wasn’t on the fence
I had pretty much the same thing happen. In a relationship for 5 years and suddenly she flips on not wanting kids and ends things. Decided from that point on that I would just voluntarily sterilize myself so that my own decision to not have kids is never a point of negotiation with anyone else.
Yeah that phenomenon is odd. She's married with a kid now, maybe just 2 years later. Glad it's not me pretty much daily we had a dog together and I was skeptical lol
Oh this is a good idea for that insulting gift thread if you can get gift certificates.
Hah, that’s actually a great gift idea. I’ll get it for a former coworker. He has 7 kids on one salary.
It would have to be someone I really like. Mine was $700.
Sometimes it's worth that to stop someone reproducing.
I for one am looking forward to the snip! Why bring a kid into this world just to be a wage slave for some rich POS? My bloodline ends with me!
I was certainly looking forward to it, you ain't alone.
Even before the collaps of our climate and society became apparent to me having kids didn't sit well with me considering the tens of thousands of kids in our child care system at any given moment.
Tens of thousands of lives that will be significantly worse, developing addictions and unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy relationships, going straight from the group home to prison or the streets, all of it exists because people would rather selfishly continue their own genetic legacy instead of adopting a perfectly good kid that already exists and is suffering.
Got my consultation the day after RBG died, and the actual procedure a few weeks after. I definitely got the timing right.
I read "climate abortion" policies.
I mean... that is what we're doing to it.
We have current climate abortions policies. There will be a new climate, just one not as welcoming to the current species that live on earth
Any surviving human subspecies will have balls that dangle to the ankles (for cooling).
I got mine done almost two years ago. I think it will be two years in March. My partner and I are 100% sure we never want to do the pregnancy thing and are like 95-99% sure we don't want kids at all. If we ever change our minds on that front, there are orphanages full of kids of all ages just waiting for a loving home and I don't expect that will change any time soon in this cruel world so we've got plenty of time to have a family when we want one, and in the meantime, I don't want any accidents.
Plus, getting to rawdog my girl whenever I want is a huge bonus!
Flocking. Shit the lineups are around the globe, fifteen times! Bring a snack..
FYI to anyone coming across this guy for the first time, I have him tagged as "Right-wing Nutjob/Religious Fruitcake"
For wonderful takes like:
And ofc the classic religious dogma "Blood family is evErYThINg":
Thanks!
I'm still naively optimistic somehow and think discussion is necessary.
As long as the other part isn't just a plain troll, I try to rip down illusional borders, because I think it's important to understand the "other side", because after all, we're still in this shithole together.
As said, this is a naive approach, which burns me up bit by bit, but I don't see any other solution.
Else we just gonna stay in our bubbles and then we wonder how so many people can be this idiotic.
As long as we don't understand the reasoning (if existing and not just some bullshit made up thing), we never gonna get back to consensus.
But maybe you're right in this case, and I just waste my time.
In this case, thanks for your input!
Thx! I was about to reply, I can now do something enjoyable instead.
Yeah I've had him tagged as anti-vax for quite some time.
I now have you tagged as "He Who Tags".
how do you tag users? Lemmy seems to suck terribly even for moderators, let alone user notes for everyone else.
Shout out to my biggest fan!
I never get these comments. It’s just such a fundamental and basic misunderstanding of why someone might not want kids.
Or more kids. I already have two; no way do I want more; and up until this week, abortion has been illegal in Missouri. That includes pretty much any sort of reproductive care that would result from a pregnancy. No way would I want my wife to get pregnant again in this day and age.
It's not even speaking about reasons. Just results.
It must be hard to be so alone, and then go online and be alone there, too. I'm sorry your parents were so awful to you, and that you haven't had people support you. I hope one day you find the strength to be the best person you can be, and then as your early 20's ease into your 30's, you look back on this time with mild embarrassment, but happiness that you grew out of it.
May I ask what's the reasoning?
People who are afraid their wife could die, because a contraception didn't work - as nothing is 100% - shouldn't get childs?
That doesn't sound very reasonable, and I'm not sure if I understood you correctly
This is how Idiocracy happened. When only the dumbest people procreate we speedrun to collapse.
I hate to break it to you like this, but dumb people are going to reproduce no matter what. Seeing as how the literal world we all inhabit is getting hotter and hotter, for longer stretches of time, with water wars going on right now that will only get worse as it keeps staying hotter, governments around the world turning their backs on the people they are supposed to help, and the increase in plastic pollution (let alone pollution IN GENERAL), and the growing wage gap across the world, humans being literal slaves to other countries for cheap labor, and so so so many more issues, I believe that bringing in another human is indeed a shitty thing to do.
Look at humans, look at their history, look how things are going. There is no reason to continue the suffering in my eyes.
Demographic collapse. So hot right now. Surely the solution is to persecute more trans people.
Also kick out the immigrants who can help with the problem.
My first reaction was that immigrants are not the solution.
But then, that's USA...you all are technically immigrants so whatevs, maybe it is the way.
Systemic issues can all be solved if we just band together and make a concerted effort to checks notes* "own the woke".