Only sickos wouldn't follow the rule

Probably something like this:

I can take just photos with a counter while I place the phone on my neck between my jaw and my sternum. It's a bit tricky, but I can do it. :)

He was a bit sour on the whole experience.

^{*I'll see myself out...*}

I want it sooo bad.

As a shower foodie myself I can say:

1. Orange (an absolute classic, 10/10 would recommend. The trick is in savagely attacking the orange like a beast)
2. Beer (a bit less of a gamechanger but the contrast between a cold beer and a hot shower is very nice indeed)
3. Watermelon (same principle as the orange, a bit more of a challenge but worth experiencing for sure) ...
4. Lasagna (do not attempt. May god forgive me)