What would be the top ten items in a MAGA starter pack?
What would be the top ten items in a MAGA starter pack?
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- Hat
- Extremely dubious nutrition supplement
- Car dealership
- Kid who doesn't talk to you anymore
- Gen ai program
- Cybertruck
- $10,000 subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
- 10,000 DOGE subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
- X premium subscription
- Gun
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- A pallet of tissues for when their spouse and entire family disowns them.
- A good lawyer to defend them when they lash out and commit various crimes.
- A little American flag to wave patriotically as they destroy this country.
- A wheelbarrow to carry all of your cash to the grocery store as inflation is about to explode.
- Solar panels, compost pile, and an outhouse because basic infrastructure like electricity, plumbing, and waste removal are at risk of budget cuts and mismanagement.
- A tutor for the children as education is getting deep cuts soon.
- A good therapist to help work through all of that cognitive dissonance.
- A bicycle as the price of gas will skyrocket.
- A standard dictionary as basic terms and concepts elude them.
- A back brace as you're going to have to pick your own crops from now on.
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- Jacked up truck with maga bumper stickers
- Maga hat
- A paid off house or property
- Married
- Kids
- Guns
- A blue collar job
- An X account
- Thick skin
- American flag
Honestly you know mine is pretty spot on
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- Thick skin
🤣🤣
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- Busted truck with rust spots and maga stickers.
- Divorced.
- Kids won't talk to them.
- Spent more on guns than on personal hygiene.
- Thin skin, whines about literally anything.
Ftfy
Numbering didn't work though. 1 4 5 6 and 9.
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Numbering didn’t work though.
Markdown has this strange behavior where once it thinks it’s a numbered list, it doesn’t care which numbers you use. I think behind the scenes it’s just parsing it as an HTML
<ol>with each number converted to a<li>, thereby renumbering the list (<ul>).
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- Deport illegals
- Protective tariffs
- Not demolish the second amendment
- Absolutely stupid culture war stuff
- Making NATO countries meet their obligations
- Pull out the middle east
- Hopefully drain the swamp
- Help keep food on the table
- Help keep the agencies in check. Like Fema.
- Be populist as hell
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Imagine actually fucking believing this, lmao.
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- Pull out the middle east
Israel too, right?
- Hopefully drain the swamp
Blows me away that people think that slimy fucker is going to fight corruption... Trump is the corruption. Look at this clown show of a cabinet.
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How come he didn't fix any of these problem the first time around?
Face it, you got tricked. Again.
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Rape and fraud should be higher on the list.
Holy shit. Just looked at your history. Congratulations! You get to cut ahead to the front of the blocked line!
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It's a parade of one idiotic comment after another. Dude is a straight up moron.
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This is absolutely false and I will not stand for it…. It was a small $3,000,000 loan not $1,000,000
FAKE NEWS
OP said MAGA, not POTUS.
MAGA is Trump.