Have you tried having your son take a shower to wash his own asshole, or are you teaching him washing his own asshole is gay
Travel bidets are cheap and effing brilliant.According to my proctologist, Americans wreck their hemorrhoids with overzealous wiping, mine included. Dab only,And get a bidet. A travel bidet, of you can't install a permanent one.
That's kids for you. And thats why you try to help them learn as often as you can, so you don't have this problem.
What a terrible day to be literate.