Stay vigilant
Stay vigilant
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Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn...
Enter mom....
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn't stand
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All I think of is this now
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Butthead's a Lefty?
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It's for boosting Wi-Fi reception, don't worry about it.
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If they can't figure it out, no one tell them.
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There is no spoon.
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Give him the keys for his room...
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Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!
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That’s actually really clever!
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Partially heeding the advice of Thufir Hawat
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I would know by the sound of your footsteps mom
Aye. That he would
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The weirding way
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"And when we hide porno, we go all out. It ain’t behind the refrigerator or under the bed. No, we become Batman when it’s time to hide some porno."
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Mirror?
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Cyber-smack
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Seems like new musky brand coming up
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To eat yogurt
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If you're pounding one out that won't really save you. He probably games with headphones and just doesn't want to get jump scares by mom.
I always had a desk and a bed and I made a point to never have my back towards the door when I was at my desk for the above reason.
I used to almost exclusively listen to any kind of audio through headphones. I had a microphone near my desk configured so that it would pass through the vibration of footsteps directly to my headphones. I was rarely startled, no matter what sordid activity I was undertaking.
I swear the footsteps trigger a Pavlov response in me at this point. I can even tell who it is by the footsteps
Wow was that hard to setup? Any special equipment needed?
Same for me at work. But I use a mirror from Aliexpress.