10mo ago

Well this is awkward

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Meanwhile Simba has a perfectly good mother.
- Damn right he has 🥵
  
  She's single, you know...
- That looks like the headshot she used to get the part to play Simba's mom.
  
  Hey I've seen that video
(Yes. I know I have a dark sense of humor)
Honestly, maybe not the easiest concept for Disney to pull off when more than a hundred of their films (a little over half) have a main character with one or both parents dead or missing. Even with just the ones on the box, Ariel's mom is dead, Max's mom is dead, Tiana's dad dies off-camera during the movie, and we all know what happens to Mufasa.
- Wait what happens to mufasa? He lives to the end right? He's a strong father figure for Simba right?
  
  It's ok, Simba gets two gay dad's and everything works out fine. Hakuna Matata!
  
  He went to the store to get milk. He’ll be back any day now.
It's better than Beat the Kids. The government frowns down on that.
- Can we at least all agree that the best game in this franchise is Beat the Meat?
- Kids on the beat, kids on the beat. Beat kids!
- it's so funny how you just know that was the proposed title at first and someone pointed it out and that's how they fixed it
- !Mufasa dies at around the midway point!<
- Hard to beat the parents if they’re fucking dead
  
  Or super easy
- I sings about wanting to be king and then his dad dies?
  He didn’t do it though so, I’m also a little lost. Unless they are talking about real life lion pride dynamics again.
  
  I think the joke is just that his dad is dead
"Long live the king."
Application.kill().children(children.all())
Come on you guys. It's a MOVIE! Mufasa didn't actually die, it was just acting.

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