Majestic
"You may pet me, but you have to do it exactly right or I will bite and scratch your arm off."
He’s a very handsome cat
It looks like a portrait of a military general.
She is the military general of the United Cats of Our Household
Magestically pissed
The interesting thing is that she's not even pissed, just looks like she's pissed
"You may pet me, but you have to do it exactly right or I will bite and scratch your arm off."