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  • Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

  • “Well boys, looks like shoe bombs are back on the menu!”

  • Because there are still people who have not yet seen the light. Once everyone has joined the fold they will not be able to remember why anyone resisted in the first place.

  • Panda, not fox.

  • No one logs off.

  • Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.

  • Usually people say “premature optimization is the root of all evil” to say “small optimizations are not worth it”

    No, that’s not what people mean. They mean measure first, then optimize. Small optimizations may or may not be worth it. You don’t know until you measure using real data.

  • Oblate spheroids.

  • You can be sanitized?

  • Will the donut and muffin ministries follow suit?

  • Begun, the phone battery wars have.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Voted number one...