Illogicalbit @ Illogicalbit @lemmy.world

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We’re made out of meat?

Split household of 4 here: Half grape, half strawberry.

Also known as parakeety

Oops you drew the summoning sigils wrong again.

https://lemmy.world/post/22143486

Preschool teacher: draw a happy fish Preschool student:

<the above picture>

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU...BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

The right kinds of friends will totally see this as an acceptable excuse.

This reminds me of the “taco town” SNL skit.

I’ll do anything for love…

From: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kateoflahertyuk/2025/04/16/cve-program-funding-cut-what-it-means-and-what-to-do-next/

He says the recent news about MITRE’s contract would likely only affect new vulnerabilities. “Historical vulnerabilities should not be affected. It’s important to call this distinction out, as there’s already been some confusion.”

Oh we’re fine then. Nothing to see here. /s

My brain automatically read that in Keanu Reeves’s character from the movie Parenthood.

Bill and Ted’s might also work though.

Great, now I need a new item for my tackle box now.

That cover image …

I know a person whose parent made it a habit of driving around and harassing homeless people from their car with a bull horn.

Think about that. Some people have no decency or morals.

Lol

The game was kind enough to gift me -170 billion billion billion billion wagons.

Not arguing but curious. Could anything that escaped have a chance of becoming invasive?

I feel like this is a new challenge.

1. Go to target
2. Walk up to target employee
3. With a straight face ask the question making sure to use air quotes for emphasis
4. See if either party can walk away from the conversation without smiling.

No no no, see:

FBI Director Christopher Wray said that his sentence should serve as "a stark warning to all those entrusted with protecting national defense information: betray that trust, and you will be held accountable."

They mean business! For real this time. No take backs. While supplies last. Void in some states. Not all locations participate. Some restrictions apply.

Agree, and sadly he won the popular vote too (so far). It’s really bleak how many people don’t vote at all.