Oi, ya done eatin’? Time to move yer king, ya drongo!
Oi, ya done eatin’? Time to move yer king, ya drongo!
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Time for a succulent game of Chinese chess!
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RIP to a legend.
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Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.
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This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.
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I didn't know australians used different terminology for chess, you learn something new every day
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Billmate, atheists.
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https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes
don't judge me I don't know how to link a comunity. better than nothing I guess lol
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If you find out how to do it correctly at anarchychess as well
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the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old
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Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it's likely even worse.
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King me!
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Guy who only knows checkers: "Boy am I stuffed. King me!"
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What's wrong with that horsey?
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That's the shrimp piece
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Watch me check your Bruce with my Sheila, mate.
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Cheque please
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… Stalemate?
Check, mate.
Oh, yeah, that is a queen.
I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.
As an Aussie I didn't get this joke, we just get up and pay
Pretty sure it's en passant
It’s a queen
Couldn't be a king as it would have already been stalemate the previous turn otherwise