They're bullshitting us

“wings don’t even flap” got me bad.

Volatile, flammable metal
WW1 German ~~bio~~ chemical weapon
Put them together and they make food tasty

who the fuck comes up with this shit

Fucking add charcoal to metal. The metal gets harder. WTF.
- do not kinkshame the metal
Hold on, what?
- I'm thinking sodium (salt) and mustard (gas)?
  Edit: I'm wrong

Put 80 sheep in a field

Next year, 160 sheep

You can't explain that!

Sheep comes in, sheep comes out.
https://youtu.be/J-v1zV8n0cA
- I knew I'd find this here! Everything is in order, move along citizens.
You would probably have around 200-220 sheep actually

Fucking eggs come out of its arse!
- Fuckin jammy bastard

Don't even get me started on birds; they are not real, and don't even start quoting bird law to prove that they are.^[[1] It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | Bird Law [01:47 | JUL 23 2020 | FX Networks] | "For all your avian-related legal needs."]

It does not help that the CIA actually did that to a cat.
Yes, they did manage to surgically implant a cat with a microphone and transceiver, no, it was not actually able to listen in on any conversations, when it was deployed on its first mission it ran off and got hit by a car.
- I already know about this one, but especially when put like this it sounds just so stupid
Hans Wormhat, is that you?
- No, but he does appear in my dreams!^[[1]Wormhat for Charlie Always Sunny s6e10 [00:38 | APR 29 2018 | Rachel Reynolds] https://youtu.be/4VjAvGIckN4 | different kinds of worm hats on always sunny ]

They have played us for absolute fools.

Take tiny rocks. Pass electricity through them. Make a post about the ridiculousness of such a thing using the thing?

Fucking Harry Potter shit!

I dislike this because some people are saying that shit as jokes but some people are going to take it seriously. I can already imagine the "farms aren't real" conspiracy nutjobs

5g/WiFi is bad for your health/mind control technology!
Proceeds to use WiFi and or 5G to upload conspiracy tiktok stating this.
- The government is monitoring you!!!
  Uploads to Facebook
- Noob. Get those Ethernet cables.
Everything, even the most innocuous and obvious jokes, that could be used to make dummies distrust “the official narrative” will be abused by bad actors for their propaganda. It starts with “birds aren’t real” and ends with “the election was stolen, you need to kill those who we tell you did it”. That’s why nowadays I can’t laugh at stuff like this anymore. We’re too far into the post-facts spiral which serves nobody but the fascists.
Farms-aren't-real people are gonna find out the hard way someday.

Doubling food

Not all crop seed is suitable to eat.

You can’t possibly believe these comments are made by real people