Not math but the discovery of Thermus aquaticus was seemingly useless but later had profound applications in medicine. There's a good Veritasium video on it
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They're saying when you're in the middle of shitting you can also piss but if you're in the middle of exclusively pissing you can't shit cause (if you have a penis) you're standing up.
Thought the lungs were smoking a joint for a sec