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12mo ago

Crowdstrike

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Become IT? 🤔
- EmPHAsis
..... But it's not malware like Solar winds became. It was just a botched update.
I hope they learn from this and implement update stages or groups so you don't blow away an entire org again.
- Goes into the kernel
  Gives remote absolute view and control of the machine
  Removes user's rights
  Is intended to allow the employer class control the employee class
  Sounds like malware to me!
  
  It's not the users computer, it's the employers. The user has no rights on it.
  
  Is intended to allow c2 traffic to control to machine
  
  so work elsewhere that doesn't use it. You have no rights to a device you do not own.
- Any third party remotely deploying kernel-level spyware is malware. We as an industry shouldn't accept this kind of behavior.
  
  Is it really spyware if the device owner installs it deliberately? After all this application is not run on home or personal machines. It only runs in corporate environments where you do not own the equipment you use.
- Tomato potato
  I wiped my computer last night because of that shitty virus. Good luck IT teams out there! lol
  
  You were supposed to delete \windows\system32\drivers\crowdstrike\C-00000291-*.sys, not all of \windows \system32. I know the buttons are right next to each other and all, but come on…
  :-)
- It rendered millions of machines unbootable
I am the threat
- I am the walrus.
AV is a dead product

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