i keep visiting by accident
i keep visiting by accident
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What language is this?
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scots or scottish english maybe
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Yep, it's Scots, or at least mostly
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read it out loud
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Scottish people have the best way of talking. We need more Scottish speaking people in this world.
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There was a bunch of goths used to hang about outside Argos in Stirling and the locals called them The Argoths
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wtf is shat masel
I gotcha fam, I got this shit
"I was standing next to a goth at a crosswalk and they opened their umbrella and I literally shit myself thinking this person was turning into a bat."
No cap I think that's it
Shat is the past tense of the verb to shit, methinks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language
English-like, not strictly English. The line is generally pretty blurry in the modern day
No cap on what?
Defs no cap.
I's Bri'ish, ri'en foanettically, rye?
Pe'haps "Shet Maahsel" is maw clee?
It's Scottish English. Don't call a Scottish person English, they might take offence.
I don't have any money just take the wallet!
Mazel tov to you too!
The "a" makes me think Scottish.
The sheep need tending
Shat myself
Dinnae fash yersel, it's jist a wee blether.
It's OP's friend. Shat Masel is always thinking the most outlandish things.
highlandish things
"...and I honestly shat myself thinking..." Also "goth" can be a goth, emo, metal head, or other adjacent subculture.. I'm not really sure what the deal with goths in Scotland is.
Living in perpetual rain fog and twilight does that with you
Probably voice recognition. "Shat myself"
Punctuation would be nice too.
people purposely dont use punctuation to show tone
You have to read it with an Irish accent to understand the post.
Scottish works better, no?