Just don't do it
Just don't do it
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Newborns do be ugly aliens.
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How did you get my baby photos?!
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I played enough Witcher 3 to know what to do.
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If a developing fetus looks anything like this or is anywhere near that large after a month, that's not a baby it's a demon or some shit.
Oh, you meant an actual baby after birth. Ok, I get you now.
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A fetus and a baby are not exactly the same thing, especially only a month in.
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If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong
Besides: it's not their problem that you can't empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.
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feeling more love and joy
How is this related to posting pictures online?
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They live vicariously. They only understand something if there is a picture or video of it.
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The meme isn't about posting photos online, but about newborn photoshoots.
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So because you don't understand which feelings this almost blind ugly little meatbag in that photo represents, there will be those who do and who will share the joy, making the world a little less depressing as fuck. Which is a benefit. But of course,. because you can't understand that, no one possibly can.
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Actual reddit brained comment
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Found a fresh parent.
How are your hobbies doing? Been anywhere interesting lately? Sleep good?
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A friend of mine has a baby and he's certainly in that joy category. I guess it shouldn't surprise me because it was essential for the survival of the species, but I'm still surprised that people like babies. Kids can be cute when they're old enough to talk and use the toilet, and even then they're only cute if they're the charming kids-say-the-darnest-things sort and not the tantrum-throwing sort. Meanwhile puppies and kittens are cute from the moment they're born.
(Why do humans babies make such horrible sounds when they need something? A puppy whimpering makes me want to give it whatever it's asking for. A baby crying makes me angry. I suppose the crying is harder to simply ignore.)
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I'm glad that there are people convinced that the most misery you can feel is worth all the "joy"
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What misery are we talking about?
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Taking the final horcrux to Glamour Shots first.