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Falls are the leading cause of injury-related death among adults ages 65 and older, and the fall death rate is increasing. [CDC]

I see a few options open to us when we reach 65:

1. Avoid all stairs
2. Stay seated at all times
3. Wear a fat suit to cushion any fall
4. If you're already fat, carry on about your day and enjoy peace of mind should you fall
5. Live in a pool
6. Adopt a Hutt lifestyle

Something tells me he was not the captain. But I'll wait for all the facts to come out before I rush to judgement.

First, I throw in a jalapeno as a life preserver, then I come in with the second chip like an S.S. Minnow sent from heaven. Finally I Mobey Dick the rescue team and send them to the depths of hell that is my digestive tract.

Looks like an albino Harvey Weinstein.

Can't believe that glass at the bottom of the photo has survived being on the counter without a cat pawing it off.

616 gallons per flush.

PETER VENKMAN: He's gonna take a little nap now, but, uh, he says he's Florida Man. Does that make any sense to you?

EGON SPENGLER: Some. I just met California Man. He's here with me now.

PETER VENKMAN: Oh, wonderful. We have to get these two together.

EGON SPENGLER: I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.

Well don't keep me in suspense! What was her answer?!

I read the title as someone from Boston saying, 'He got the job, didn't he?!?"

Good one! I didn't see that coming!

We've been using Master/Bater down at the church.

I've never played these games but after 16 I'm starting to think they are gaslighting us with the word "Final".

There is a species of flying fish in the northwest Pacific region called Boeing interruptus that struggles to get airborne.

The 1970 act explicitly protected “fish,” which were initially defined as invertebrates. And because the act has protected snails and other invertebrates that live on land since, Tuesday’s ruling said it interpreted the legislation to also include bees.

I'd link to the article but it's a nightmare.

Probably trademark infringement for a bug killing product to use the word Off!

Yea, agreed. I like those bits. Just listened to the one about the civil war.

I have never gone to Joe Rogan or Shane Gillis for any kind of information and they've never made me panic. I go for a laugh and if I'm not laughing I'm not watching. These guys are self professed idiots.

Edit: My most down voted comment! I'll take it and stand by it. An article complaining about what comedians say as if it is an agenda for a corporation makes no sense to me. It seems I truly do have an unpopular opinion; and I really do appreciate a down vote as much as an up vote.

It's like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I'm up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It's an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I'll read any replies to this comment! I need help.

Jesus Take The Wheel