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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

1y ago

Perspective

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"Gay Bowsey"
- "So long gay Bowser!"
  -Mario
Bowser the power bottom
- Are we sure he's a bottom?
  Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.
  
  Peach goes to his castle to top.
The only wrong answer is Toad.
- The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii
  
  Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn't quite call that riding.
- Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?
- Everyone wants on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride!
- Mushrooms can fuck you up:-).
- You kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding
  
  Dude, he's literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.
- Wrong.
  It makes toad run faster.
I really don't think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!
- la petite mort
  
  Sneeze?
  
  I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control
- *littterally
- I’m having trouble linking to the picture directly, but here Yoshi fall
  
  This one comes to mind for me
  https://youtu.be/wGuBTlJDki8
  
  LMFAO!!! Love it!
Rosalina is clearly the thinking man's rideable sidekick.
I don't get it.
- Riding somebody is a double entendre, often used as sexual innuendo beyond the literal sense of riding, like on a horse.
  
  But where is Bowser a sidekick?

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