This is hilarious

I am also not familiar with train terminology meaning in America. What does it mean?

"To run a train on someone" means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.
- You have to open with "Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we're all gonna run a train on you!" Or it's just a plain ole gangbang.
- Linux shouldn’t let itself be slutshamed. Linux should proud of what a good little slut it is.
  Also seeing the Nitter theme like a year after its death hits hard.
- "You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises."
- American here, never once heard this phrase used. Seems kind of dumb to have it, like it doesn't even save time describing the situation and if you're already talking about this then you're past the point of worrying about vulgar language.
Getting (CONSENTUALLY) gangbanged by A LOT of guys, like enough that it starts to involve logistics planning to accommodate that many people being in a single space at one time.
- You guys have a word for this??? We have words like Weltschmerz or Schadenfreude but having a word for this is wild
- This is called “running a train on her”
- Traditionally, the trainee's husband makes sure everyone is comfortable and hydrated.
I was not familiar and I'm American. Guess they'll have to exile me somewhere...
- It's more English (language) than American (region).
A trolley problem probably.
- Bitches love ethical abstraction
nice, thanks to you I have now educated myself: http://run-a-train.urbanup.com/77653

This account lacks commitment to the bit

The correction was so innocent sounding that I kind of liked it lol
- "I an Lithuanian"

Sorry i am foreigner too.... what is the train terminology reffered to here?

Just explained this to my Irish wife. To "run a train on someone" in American slang would mean having group sex with that person, potentially consecutively.
- Trains are consecutive or it's just a boring old gangbang
I'm not a foreigner and had never heard the term before.
- You sweet, innocent person.
- Bless your heart!
You know how in a train one carriage comes after the other? One ends, then the next one starts?
Running a train on someone means one guy after the other banging them.
I'm American and I have no clue. I'm also a gooner so this must be fringe af
- This is not fringe at all. There's way your a gooner and don't know what this means. People even use the terminology to describe the Sex scene Stephen King randomly put in "IT". It's a gangbang but one at a time.
In murica almost everything is sexualised... So I can guess
Check out this comment https://lemmy.world/comment/10442269
https://youtu.be/vBjzAdpZzf0?feature=shared
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I hate how the US has sexualized every random word or sentence. I'm here telling my American friend how funny it is that German's call smart phones a "handy", like "haha silly random word that makes sense tho haha :)", but no, ma American bud breaks down laughing imagining German's giving each other hand jobs.

Also the constant stopping during any sentence to go "oh, I know what YOU'RE thinking, get your mind out of the gutter!". No, I don't, and now I have the privilege of trying to remember every single word that wa just said and trying to see what inside there could possibly be a penis. This from of "joke" never fails to annoy the shit out of me. Like please can we just continue, or do you really have to recite this copy pasta while I stare like an absolute dunce at you?

Sounds like your friend is just some dumbass who's trying to fit something in there that just doesn't. ...that's what she said
I just had a light bulb moment as to what it is that annoys me about a large portion of US-american men: all the "dudes" temper & behaviour is adolescent - as if they never made it past puberty. Which perfectly fits the sexualized language being funny to those guys.
- Uhh... your mom never made it past puberty?
  Got 'em!!! Fucking burn dude!
  Signed: an American
- Or, we just ran out of fucks and want to have a laugh.
I'm american and this is a perfect description of americans. I've literally never heard this phrase once, but I don't hang out with morons.
I read this in werner herzog's voice.
To be fair it's rather odd they call it that. Germans seem rather strange with English in general.
They go to public viewings to watch on their beamers. Even when no one has died. Lothar Matthäus claims "I'm a German record player". They carry stuff around in their body bags and listen to music from "boxen".
Merkel even told the english press about her shitstorm. Every day there is a cringe moment.

From henceforth, distro hopping will be known as running a train on Linux.

We'll make that "Rule 34 for Linux". I'll have it posted to the Internet soon.
- If you remember, tag me in the comments or something. I'd love to see it haha
You....you almost made me start scream laughing in my workplace bathroom...
I had to desperately stifle it and pretend to be straining to poop, thanks a lot...
- It was absolute pleasure hahahahaha

I really love Linux!

I wanna run a train on Linux 😈

Choo Choo!
- chak chak chak chak chack (the sound the wheels make or something, idk about trains, im not a train doctor)
I want to run a train on U-bum-too
- 😱 pause!

What if train have kernel panic

In Polish, kernel directly translates to "testicle". So it basically says that the testicle panicked.
- But does "panic" also mean "panic" in Polish?
Then you get stuck in the middle of nowhere for 40 minutes. Not fun, Eurostar. Not fun at all!

But wait. Do most actual trains use the linux kernel? I thought most ones were those traditional cargo ones, without any kind of computing system.

In the US I can comfirm both GE (freight and passenger) and siemens passenger locomotives run Linux. Some passenger trainsets/cars still run embedded XP.
Pretty much all locomotives running out there today have a plethora of computers for managing fuel economy, brakes, and positive train control (rules compliance). Fun fact: the union pacific's 4104 'big boy' steam engine was fitted with wabtec's I-ETMS PTC which is powered by Linux so there's literally a steam powered locomotive running Linux.
- That's so cool, thanks for the info and the photo.
Probably means modern high speed trains. Most of them run in China so yeah they likely use Linux.
Do most of the trains in the world use Linux? Sadly no, they probably use coal.