1y ago

Visibly Distressed Putin Pals Shaken Up by Trump Verdict

www.thedailybeast.com

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Perturbed Putin Pals Pause, Perplexed, Pending Perp's Penalization
- Prior president's penis proclaimed "puny portabella" per pornstar's precoital perception.
  
  Pure poetry.
  
  Pascinating
  
  These were all good. This one made me laugh.
- Presence of pee-tapes possibly pointless presently
- I've awarded you Lemmy gold 🪙. It's buried 8 feet down in your backyard located at this exact coordinate: 37.78499221801758,-122.3960189819336
  
  Is it under the Los Compadres Taco Truck?
- "By" could be "pending"
  
  got it! thanks.
- Get this person a puppers!
  
  ~~Get~~
  Procure
Russian propagandists were openly hoping for a hung jury and were visibly disappointed when Trump became a convicted felon on all 34 charges he was facing.
Hmm... sounds like some posters I read on here...
- It’s always the dudes with the fancy looking names
I honestly wonder if Putin expects corruption in the American system. I mean there is, but if he expects more.
- He grew up on a steady diet of Soviet propaganda that leaned HEAVILY on that point. You’re probably right.
  
  Let's not pretend like the rest of us would have disagreed. If Trump sees the inside of a cell that will be an anomaly at this point.
  
  I’d also be pretty confident that he put a lot of eggs in that basket because his tactics worked in 2016 and he figured it was a proven success
  
  It’s always projection with authoritarians
“There are idiots in every country, but this is the only instance where idiots have their own country. This is something new in history.”
Lol, die mad
- God, if only we actually had our own country...
Russia: "we are denazifying the world! ...Oh Trump, he's cool with us"
But... But why
- Because Trump is revoltingly friendly to Putin. Do you not pay attention?
  
  It's impossible to be certain, but I think the comment might have been made in jest.
Is there a way people can share the non-paywall version of articles?
- archive.ph/article_url
  
  I meant share the archive as a lemmy post instead of in the comments… thanks though. Appreciate the effort in posting that.
- Cross post it to another community that doesn't have the same strict rules, then paste the contents in that post instead
- 12ft.io often works
  
  Not anymore. They officially shut it down with no plans to return under another changed domain.
TIL that Trump's Russian patronymic name is Fredovych.
[cackling in 'anyone-but-shithead-worshiper']

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