What's your best pick up line?

This gives the highest ROI
You can pick up literally anything with this one.

A guy on Tinder sent my friend a Patrick meme that said "Is mayonnaise an ice breaker?" I, a big Spongebob nerd, told her to pick that guy. They're married now.

"Ay, you ever heard of Lemmy? Lemmy get your number?"

I would use this, if I met people IRL that have heard of Lemmy.

The longest relationship I ever had started this way: we were at a mutual friend's house with a bunch of our friends. I introduced myself, then sat across the room from them, in a big comfortable chair, and I fell asleep while looking at them. For some reason they thought this was charming.

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"I could pick up girls even in my sleep"

Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? Because you look pretty fucked up.

“I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.”

“If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?”

Now those are pickup lines with some chest hair!
Now, remember the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.
Have sex with them and you're in.

"I'm here to apply for the position of your Next Bad Decision. My parents always said I was a mistake, so I think that makes me well qualified."

That's literally how I got my wife.

Are you a beaver? 'Cos DAM

(shoutout to the absolutely fantastic Sophie Corrigan who creates a lot of really beautiful art for bad pun lines like this one)

I heard one in Spanish that I liked.

"¡Si cocinas como camina me como hasta las raspitas!"

If you cook the way you walk, I'll eat even the scrapings from the pan.

Im happy single so one of y’all can have this one.

Are you a cigarette? Cause I wanna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.

Savage one. If you see two girls in a club, go over and ask the one you are NOT interested in if they’d like to dance. When they say yes, say go on then I’ll keep your friend company.

and whats the plan when they say no
- Can you get hold of zip ties and how is your stomach for blood?

So….. you’re a girl.

- Oh. So… then are you? Otherwise available?

"What do you know about bionicles lore?"

Oh my

I don't know if it's a pick up line, but when I get a girls number I immediately send her a picture of a rooster and ask if she likes unsolicited cock pics.