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Lol, sh!t, the gruesome of it all 😆

I'll go first.

Background

Back in Sunday school, some decades ago; I read a story of Joshua that during a battle, he stopped the sun at high noon to finish the battle.

Plot

All of a sudden, the earth stops rotating on its own axis for reasons that are out of me mind (they ain't paying me enough goddammit)One side is left baking on the sun, while the other is in total darkness.

• The inertia of stuff as earth comes to a stop
• Ocean tsunami on coastal areas
• The climate changes following after that
• How society struggles, changes, and adapts to this f*ckd up situation. From both sides.
• Yes, there are sides now. Good luck, NATO, UN

This. Already in the woods

Maan, I feel you. With all the ads that get shoved to our eyeballs, looking forward to the options.

However, need I remind you that handling yoctabytes of videos uploaded and streaming on a cloud infrastructure is a very, very expensive task (annual operating cost of more than 3 billion dollars) that's few countries GDP combined!

Lol, too long, enjoyed every bit. Thank you for sharing.

Lol gotcha

Lol shit

Treck un Moroco desert, with local guide and camel drivers.

I mean, a man's gotta dream

LOL, can't blame them. It's the only language they know

No words truer than this

Ooh, he doubled down LOL, the audacity 🤣

LOL exactly! Why drive drunk in the first place?

Cool Features

Yap, still guessing

We used to believe that Earth was the center of the solar system (everything revolves around it) until concrete evidence proved otherwise.

Facts are Facts despite where they come from.

"HEY POLLY, QUIT SQWACKING!"

Smacked the shit out of our old CRT TV, worked!

Ooh boy 😂

If it wasn't, it wouldn't be sold, moron.

😂 More people should be aware of this.

People all over the world are generally delighted that you bothered at all, and are eager to teach you more.

Agreed. All you need is how to say hi/hello, thanks, am sorry/excuse me and goodbye (bonus: "not very fluent with that-language").

body language is pretty standard all over the world these days; globalization and the internet may have contributed to this (unless people there have been living under a rock for over half a century)

For Eg, acting "drinking from an imaginary bottle" signals as you are thirsty, requesting water.

You will be amazed with your brain capacity to sock up more of that language while in that country.