1y ago

Putting the pop in popcorn chicken

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Honestly, if the dude taking my order at Popeyes doesn’t look like he’s already killed me in his head three times, then I don’t want it
I've never been close to fighting a fast food worker so I'm fine with this. No one can say they weren't warned.
- If people who fight in public could read, they'd be very upset
- I have to fight them off constantly due to their managers forcing them to upsell. I have to grab my two knuckle buster tasers, arms outstretched, and spin ferociously until they back away fearing my impressive RPM.
  /J ofc
- I fight them nearly every day 😭
  
  Username checks out?
There is nothing less American than thinking before you speak. Don't tell me the fuck what to do!
- Oh, okay, sure.
  Popeyes employee: 😊🤜
Reminds me of a sketch comedy video on YouTube where popeyes is scouting out a new location in the worst neighborhood possible and some gangsters threaten them at gunpoint until the popeyes employee informs him of who he is messing with.
- I hope that sketch wasn't done by white people, because "black people love their fried chicken" is kind of racist...
  
  Good thinking to get offended before preventively. Really well prepared guy.
  
  it's RDCWorld
  https://youtu.be/wcvvT8rrVbI
  
  Who said the gangsters were black? It was Al Capone. Racist.
  
  In that hypothetical would the gangster not also be white?
Wouldn't "Putting the Pop in Popeyes" make more sense and less hassle?
Too on the nose? Low hanging fruit?
- I'm gonna pop your eyes off
  
  Wild Tobey appeared: “I’m gonna put some pop in your eyes.”
At this price point he can hit
It's Popeyes, that was never in question.
Make sure you order spinach
I just go around pinning these to random cash registers like kick-me signs.
Only the best and brightest minds running popeyes.
Surely engaging with a seemingly combative and offensive crowd with threats will be the most effective.
- You...you think this is real don't you?
  
  I wanted it to be real :(
  
  Damn it, should’ve checked the community
  What a FOOL
- You've never been to Popeyes have you?
  
  Many a time, Popeyes is life unless you like that taco bell fried chicken “KFC”
- Probably will. I don't think this is a good idea for liability reasons, but people who threaten retail workers are usually cowards. Or crazy, but mostly cowards.
  Something more legal would say "this place protected by security and cameras", with a live video feed on a TV visible to patrons.
  
  "....and we post our best fights on TikTok! "

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