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shit_of_ass
shit_of_ass @ shit_of_ass @sh.itjust.works
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Make it stop.

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  • i never lie

    • Why are there "driveway connections by permit only" signs on roads?

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  • ppl like me who dgaf and just drive through the ditch

    • What is the actual point of a bra?

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  • boobies

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  • paw patrol movie that interrogation scene was uncalled for

    • Have you ever been called a slur and how did you deal with it?

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  • me n my coworkers laughed in their face

    • Those of you who don't vote, why?

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  • don’t pick me for jury duty because always guilty 100% idgaf

    • What accent color are you using on your device right now?

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  • tip pink #BE789D

    • You just got in a major car crash. What's the most ironic song you'd have playing.

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  • fire and paramedics pulling my lifeless body from my car thats wrapped around a tree and playing cupcakke 😐😐😐

    • You're at the local bar and it's karaoke night! What are you singing first?

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  • im sliding up to the first woman i see wym

    • What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims?

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  • I get hella hoes on this app

    • Do people hate you online too?

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  • bro its everywhere I go

    • What did people do before smartphones to pass the time when you were bored?

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  • masturbate maybe

    • What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims?

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  • Suit youself, I like lemmy

    • What happens if Biden dies before the next inauguration (see inside)?

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  • jimmy carter will out live both mark my words

    • Make it stop.

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  • you do it so you can mog

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  • she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

    • rule

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    • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    shit_of_ass @sh.itjust.works

    What did you do with the porn collection you found when cleaning out your dead parent's home?

    How do you recover from seeing something awful on the Internet?

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  • I became desensitized thanks to copious gore at 13 😂

    • Which are the most fucked up books you've read?

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  • Reading Spectrum 7th grade math workbook was the first time I considered ending it all

    • Not only are they watching you, they're judging you.

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  • Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.

    • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    shit_of_ass @sh.itjust.works

    I need a therian girlfriend 🙏🙏
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    shit_of_ass @sh.itjust.works

    Alcoholism ends here
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    shit_of_ass @sh.itjust.works

    finna get crunk off the bob 2nite
    [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemmy.world
    shit_of_ass @sh.itjust.works

    Is there anything on tv that isnt sex and violence
    [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemmy.world
    shit_of_ass @sh.itjust.works

    I like to eat a tomato like it's an apple
    [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemmy.world
    shit_of_ass @sh.itjust.works

    If given a new life would you choose to be born the same sex that you were?
    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    shit_of_ass @sh.itjust.works

    Who does your dog choose to sleep with?