1y ago

Dressed to kill (my heart)

Bc of cholesterol and other reasons

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I honestly can't tell if sending this to my wife would go over very well or very poorly.
- She a buttery snacc?
  
  She's my buttery snacc.
- Wisdom is knowing better than to try.
  
  Audacity is doing it anyway.
- If you have to wonder, I wouldn’t
  
  Too late, I already sent it. She loved it.
from the dumpy potato to the succulent french fry, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food
- We are ALL potatoes on this great day.
  
  Speak for yourself.
Potoooooooo (pronounced poht-eight-O's)
It is weird that we say things that suck are like a potato. Potatoes don't suck. Quite the opposite.
- I rather like referring to super low res memes that have been jpeg’d to death as potatoes tho
Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
- Give it to us raw and wriggling.
Where I'm from, that's when you start calling her Sweet Tater.
!lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
That's when you let her know you've always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You've got her smothered and covered.
- This lemming fucks
Your wife is delectable.
- My aspirational wifey sure is, yes
I assume you're not married to Marge Simpson.
- I am not married at all, I just thought the meme was cute and funny
What's the upper left ?
Edit: oh nvm, I thought it was a sliced baguette
- It's called a "loaded baked potato" usually has cheddar cheese, bacon, chives and sour cream or something on top of, you've guessed it, a baked potato. It's so good.
  
  I thought it was a twice baked potato.
Cute. Now have her read "All He Wants for Christmas Is a Fingerling"!

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