Your day can't continue until you confirm it yourself

Here i am, mouthing letters in the bathroom stall

Reached the letter o and got a surprise from the hole in the wall
- "Instructions unclear, started accidental glory hole"
- Oh! Pee!
I am also taking a shit and mouthing letters bro
I too am delaying the wipe!
I just BMPW'd while taking a shit as well

They also touch when you just shut the hell up.

- I would have been happier if it was a goose

B M P W

I feel like double u is cheating since that's just b again.
I'd argue 'f' they don't press hard but they lightly touch
- Bro what are you doing with your lips? "F" is top teeth on lower lip.
Y
- Instead of W, you mean
- They're probably pronouncing it as "Double-U"...
- It doesn't say "no opening", it just says "lips touch". My lips can touch without completely closing.
Bruh what are you smoking? My lips don't touch for W. They don't even move half the time.
- They do for double u
I get 6, yours plus F and Y.

That's wrong! There are only three bilabial letters! P, M, and B. F and V are labiodental

W
- That's labial velar approximate. We don't say "bwatermelon" just because the letter is pronounced with a B
What about W?
- your lips dont touch for w
I don't know what that means but it reminds me of the movie Teeth.
- These indicate place of articulation of the sound that come out of your mouth. It's one of 3 main ways to categorize consonants in linguistics, or more precisely in phonetics.
  Bilabial consonants are made when both lips are touching for example, while labiodental consonants are made when lower lips are touching upper teeth.

Pronouncing the letter, or saying the letter's name?

I get three for the former, and four for the latter.

The latter
Pronouncing the letter, or saying the letter's name?
A, George B, Hollis
But seriously, what?
Pronouncing the letter - Ay, bee, cee
Saying the letters name???
- The letter "B" is not pronounced "bee", that is how you pronounce the name of the letter. It makes a "buh" sound.
  The important one is "W" because if you name the letter, "double yew" your lips will touch. If you pronounce the letter, "wuh wuh," then your lips do not touch.
  The other letters are M and P, and your lips touch both saying the name and making the sound the letter represents.
- W has a 'b' sound in the name, but doesn't when used in a word.
Saying their name I get zero.
- Say "B, M, P" without closing your mouth.

I fucking checked, too.

Saw someone describe the plot of Bee Movie the other day as: man cucked by bee. I cannot look at this movie the same anymore.

Only one letter of the English alphabet has more than one syllable, and it has three.

We should have named it u-two or to be more shape accurate, v-2.
- If you were wondering, it got named "double u" when u and v were the same letter, V was used at the beginning of words and u ain the middle/end. It wasn't till much later they were seperated into 2 glyphs for different sounds.
- Can't. The band would sue.

Behold, the bilabials

What is last one? B, m, p are obvious.

W
- When wording worries without end. No. Didn't close even once.
V.
- Your lips don't touch for V, it's your top teeth to your bottom lip. If your lips touched, it'd be B.

This is why mmm bop and mmm mmm mmm are perfect songs.

Oooonce, there was these kids who, made song called mmm bop just to ear worm you-oo

Something I noticed the other day. At least in the later seasons, the South Park lip sync matches the dialog so accurately, the mouth model shows the tongue only when the character is saying an L syllable

5

Y?
(nvm, y in english has no p)
- Mine slightly touch for f

They are: K-I-S-S :-P

I feel like W shouldn't count since it's basically just borrowing from B though.

Same with Y in German

Mumblers are like "mya righ..."

well yeah, you don't speak with your mouth closed

wow

Its 5

I counted and my lips touch on B, F, M, P, W,

Edit: it's actually 6 since Lips briefly touch for V

My lips definitely don't touch on F or V, my upper teeth just touch my lower lip but upper lip is safe from contact.
If your lips actually touch for f and v you're saying them wrong lmao, it's not "epp" and "bee" it's "eff" and "vee." As everyone else already said, your lips don't touch, but your lower teeth should be touching your upper lip.
- Well, I've never said eff as many times in a row as I have today now. Thanks.
Tell us you have a speach impediment without telling us you have a speach impediment.
Ehh, V feels more like my bottom lip touching my teeth, not the lip
I'm sure accent and dialect (within English) matter a lot.
For F my lips come close but blow out before touching. For V they come close but it's my top teeth that touch my lip.
W is because you say the name of the letter. If you were to produce the sound that the W is associated with, you won't touch lips.
And I agree with the others, F and V are the lower lip meeting the upper teeth.

Now I'm questioning why M has two syllables.

Emmuh

Dang

only in spanish.

VA. GI. NA
PE. NIS

FYC

"sensed"

Ok

B F M P V

Edit: sorry, i was counting the ones where one lip and teeth touch as well. B M P

B, P are bilabial plosives. M is a bilabial fricative. F, V are labio-dental fricatives i.e. teeth and one lip.
- Here's my man with the real goods. Linguistically these categories explain so many 'weird' spelling shifts between cognates.
- bilabial plosives
  Sounds like someone's gonna explode a vulva.
How do you pronounce F? Effffpppppthhh?
you forgot 'W'

B M P V W 8-/ I guess I'm weird because my lips touch on the "V"

No they. Because if they do you're making a motorboat sound. Vrb-vrb-vrb-vrb-vrb-vrb-vrb.
- Just when I say the letter "Vee" my lips touch just briefly.