-1 г.

Spread the word!

(shamelessly stolen from imgur - I'm not the OP)

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It's official for me now.
- PSA
  That looks like the simple calendar. If you got it from the play store you might want to move as its been bought and will update to have ads soon. Fdroid should be safe.
  
  It is Fossify Calendar. I don't use Play Store.
But I don't like bourbon.
- It's okay to use any other beverage as a substitute ... and any other pet for company. It's the spirit of the holiday that counts ♪
  
  Yay! I will drink port and pet two dogs!
  
  I'd pet my girlfriend if I had one
- I know we have rules, damn it! I'm a mod!
  Banned for life. And also for posting that massive gif. Damn!
- But I don't have a dog
  
  I'm a dog, and I tell you; imaginary dogs count.
  
  Not with that attitude.
  
  Plushies count too.
I don't have a dog or any bourbon (or any other alcohol and I'm too poor to get anything, even just a couple of beers).
But I hope everyone has a great unofficial holiday! Enjoy your canine company and liquor, everyone deserves it.
- We are in the same boat, however, I wanted you to know that your positivity changed my perspective and I left this post feeling happy for everyone who can properly celebrate this holiday, rather than bitter that I cannot.
  Thank you! 💜
- As I understand it you can still stay home and celebrate the holiday in whatever manner you see fit.
  Don't feel obligated to go to work just because you lack dogs or bourbon
Holy shit, that's exactly what I'm doing right now! Scotch, actually, but close enough.
Edit: Just saw that it's tomorrow. No problem. I'll do it two days in a row, twist my arm.
- Im not a bourbon guy but scotch seems like the right direction
  
  You could have one of each, plus a beer.
Damn I need to get a dog? Shit.
I work from home and drank during work hours before. All I need now is a dog.
If I have cats can it be rum?
- And if I have no cats, can it also be rum, because I'm sad about not having cats?
  
  Hot tip, in July they practically give them away at the shelters
Fuck I missed it! Ready for next year though https://imgur.com/a/d9omaS6
I have an early morning meeting but after that all bets are off
So this is every day, right?
Shit tomorrow!? I did it today!
No dog and 1 yr sober. What do?
- Well, you're the poor sod who went into work and still has to do everything?
  Hopefully you get a bonus or something
- Cute dog/cat videos on the internet and a lemonade?
This sounds like something a dog-hater would say:-P.
Okay everybody, at 3pm this afternoon, let's all celebrate [BS] by not taking our dogs to the park, down at XYZ street on the corner of 5th. If it is too late to change your plans, you can still memorialize this holiday by remaining in the southwest corner of the park and never venturing into the northeast portion. Who is with me huh!? :-P

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