1y ago

I'll just be over here setting a new record

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FINE, I'LL DO IT.
But not because you told me to.
- I will, just because you did!
Well don't mind if I do...
Can't argue with it. It's scheduled on the calendar.
- Make sure you use the company approved cumpod
  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PJovYgAFE
- The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.
  
  If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I'm certain you wouldn't want to do any other days for a while.
Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day
- what else would you say?
  
  Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.
  
  Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better
If it's an entire day I would say it's gooning day
- It's a month
  
  It's madness
  
  Oh true! USA notation
Sigh… unzips
They absolutely knew what they were doing.
That capitalization choice 👨🏻‍🍳💋
Every day for a full month!?!?!?
- Found the american
  
  Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format
- Duty calls
They’ve got you pegged.
Not that you don't deserve the time off - you do. But they ain't wrong are they.
Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired
Sent me to the dictionary on that one.
Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.

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