I'm curious how many collectors-item level baseball cards were wrapped around bicycle forks with clothes-pegs in childhood to make a flappity-flap motor sound in the spokes.
Some businesses entire business models could be more honestly described as problem production, or making inconveniences
Can tell a business will go the way of the dodo when it requires passwords to have janky symbols, forced capitalization, or weird numbers of letters
In 20 years, kids hearing the term "trumped up" might assume it's a reference to Donald Trump's reputation for lying.
The rate at which Shower Thoughts are posted in an area is a measure of how often the people there take showers.
Shit Midas. Unlike the greek's myth, there're so much more people who turn everything into piles of burning feces. I'm struggling to name it. Shitass, maybe?
People must have had really powerful leg muscles and glutes before the invention of the toilet/outhouse.
