A while ago, I went to the store and bought some self-rising flour.
I read a book about sponges.
A hippo with one leg.
I've been very thorough on my spree of stealing government signs.
the reason why...
A woman wanted to make soup.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why don't Teslas have that new car smell?
Knock, knock!
What did Sir Isaac Newton say when be discovered gravity?
It's painful for me to day (supposed to say say but I'm not covering up my glaring error) this....
I had to get a neck brace last year....
What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?
I’m writing a musical about puns.
I’m finally writing a dad joke about spices.
I used to work at the gym, it wasn't working out
What's a shoe repairman's favorite dessert?
You know why melons have such extravagant weddings?
It would be a Hanukkah miracle...
Was driving on Sedan Dr today...
