Why couldn’t the melons get married?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Why doesn’t St. Nick give presents to naughty children?
Why did Santa's helper see a therapist?
You might be bored
Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory?
What are the best Christmas sweaters made of?
Watson: Sherlock, where do lemons come from?
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
The horse government never gets anything done.
My wife asked if I could clear the kitchen table.
My massage business keeps losing customers.
I'm having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.
Someone stole all my lamps. You'd think I would be upset, but actually...
Kissinger?
I saw a robbery at the Apple store the other day.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
There's 2 kinds of people in the world
What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
