Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
How do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?
My doctor said I can't go in the water for two weeks after my surgery.
Someone accused my dog of chasing them on a bike
What do you call a hippie's wife?
All the animals on the African savanna got together for a meeting
What did the minivan name her baby?
Would you like to donate to my charity, CAWCAWCAWCAW?
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How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?
Why is a pirate ant dangerous?
What kind of pants do psychics wear?
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What did the cannibal have for his last meal?
Talking about sexuality
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You can't transfer an European kitten's data to a server in the USA
I gave my handyman a list of tasks but he only took care of the 1st, 3rd and 5th items on the list.
After an unsuccessful beet harvest, why did the farmer become a rapper?
