It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs…
When the inventor of the USB plug dies...
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food?
Vacation
Opposites
I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it.
What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do whenever they have an argument before a concert?
Where the robber meets the road
It's strange there's a Summer and Winter Olympics ...
Nightmare prevention
Going in circles
What's the most edible moon?
If you make it with ostrich eggs
I would tell you a joke about corn
i like this
Braking Bad
How embarrassing
Dealing with a spider
Ain't no one
