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lemmyng
lemmyng @ lemmyng @lemmy.ca
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Oops! All woke!

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  • Well yeah, they're all woke now. They used to be woke before too, but they're still woke now as well, as they should.

    • Which git branch are you on?

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  • Just use main. I'm not bothered by either, but I'm not in the demographic that would be bothered by master, so I use main and STFU. It takes way less effort to switch to main (if you haven't already) than to come up with all this rhetoric about why master shouldn't trigger people.

    • Ford recalls nearly a million newer vehicles in Canada, U.S. over fuel pump concerns

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  • English version is Found On Road Dead.

    • What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?

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  • Drug dealing operation. Like those pizza places where you order an unusual topping combination (e.g. anchovies and chocolate sauce) and the pizza box comes with a kilo of cocaine.

    • What are some of the weirdest songs on your playlist?

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    • Very water-resistant chalk for asphalt?

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  • Use normal chalk and then cover it with that water repellent spray?

    • My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?

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  • Sink enough money into lava chicken paraphernalia for the child to instantly lose all interest in it.

    • "This Is The ONLY Home Server You Should Buy" Or, why older computers may be better for the environment | Hardware Haven

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  • Transcoding video for streaming.

    • Major reversal in ocean circulation detected in the Southern Ocean, with key climate implications | Institut de Ciències del Mar

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  • Spinning backwards worked in Superman!

    • Do you think it would be more cool if society kept using tech like telephones (the non-"smart" type), pagers, telegraphs, and radios, instead of the internet?

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  • So like Star Wars?

    • What do you play in your phone?

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  • Simon Tatham's puzzle game collection.

    • The name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.

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  • "By your powers combined, I'm Captain Gull!"

    • The name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.

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  • No, that'd be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.

    • How do animals in the Peppa Pig universe work?

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  • "Let's make a show about monster trucks!"

    "Yeahhhh dude! But the main character needs a tagline, what should it be?"

    /lighting a fat one "Hehehehe... how about 'let's blaze!'?"

    "Hehehe... duuuuude... hehuehuehehe..."

    • A support vehicle has just knocked over a billboard that spans across the track, delaying the support series

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    • Fabulous

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  • Bonus chance to blind enemies when spinning.

    • Unexpected warning sign

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  • Also Homelander.

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  • Barry

    Not to be confused with Fried Barry, which is... uh... a trip.

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  • Solarpunk body horror sci-fi.

    • What are the most sedating foods per se, not necessarily needing to be full of it to get the sleep aiding effect?

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  • Carbs.

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