Injured at the supermarket
Getting married at the library
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
In the toy factory
I lost a fight against a martial artist
Why was the Human Torch banned from signing autographs?
I asked my dog, "What is two minus two?'
The Dyson Show nearing 1,000 episodes!
What kind of bird is constantly getting hurt?
My 8-year-old just hit me with this: Where do teachers go on vacation?
What's Fonzie's favorite sauce?
What is a biscuit's favorite kind of music?
You know what they say about anticipation...
What does a privacy person call an iPhone?
What has more lives than a cat?
Relationships are a lot like algebra...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
"Ugh why is there pee on the bathroom floor?"
What do you call birds that stick together?
I gave my landlord a set of high-end headphones in lieu of my monthly cheque.
