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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

After that great night's sleep, you can call me Wayne Knight.

Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

What do you call someone who hates the taste of suckers?

Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

Why was the envelope feeling so confident going into his job interview?

Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

My doctor says, "Rick, you're in denial about your diagnosis." But whenever I ask him what it is, he just tells me his favorite seasoning in a stereotypical Italian accent.

Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

One time, on a first date...

Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

I like my beverages to be up with the times.

  • If only it were once a year. This year, people started on the 28th of fucking June, and didn't stop until the goddamn 6th.

    If it actually was contained to the 4th, I would be fine with it, but getting woken up by an explosion every night at 1:30am for a week straight, it gets real old, real fast.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    A 68 year old finally left his job of 40 years, but worried he'd soon grow bored, he began a small business retreading wheels with menthol-infused rubber.

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Being a lawyer is hard.

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What is a biscuit's favorite kind of music?