Which city is the biggest naysayer?
I was going to start the year with a joke about paper..
When the clock struck 12 I had to lift my left leg...
This place is dead
Beauty
What is a gambler's favorite country?
I think batteries are gonna be the next big thing
Axis of Evil
Facing your fears today
I love melons so much
Inside you there are...
Pavlov and Shrodinger bumped into each other once.
There was a couple at my high school who went by the names Mortise and Tenon
Did you hear about the employee who dove into the seafood vat?
Flies know best!
What do you call someone who hates the taste of suckers?
I just got a new pet
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
My wife didn't seem to like it when I whispered sweet nothings to her
A clown held a door for me today.
