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z500
z500 @ z500 @startrek.website
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Lies! Deception!

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  • Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond

    • Never forgetti

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  • Improvised pipe phone

    • They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

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    • Stupid Sexy Neelix

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    • Figure out what to call it yourself

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  • Lord Chainsawhead

    • Insert witty title here

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  • Count to four

    • What are some small or mundane things that illicit strong feelings of nostalgia within you?

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  • At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

    • Gruled cheese

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  • Now plate it up on a toilet seat or some shit.

    • A dirty farm dog is a happy farm dog

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  • That's because he's looking at you and seeing a giant mouse

    • Guten Tag Everybody

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  • EINER

    • You can't escape the wrath of rule

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  • .:|:;

    • I known

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  • I seen't it

    • me_irl

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  • Because that state of affairs is so whelming as to not be worth mentioning.

    • As an Old Enemy

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  • Sit down on the
    Biobed, so I can
    Split you in half

    • A quick look back at the official announcement of Microsoft Windows 1.0 40 years ago today

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  • Except in Nebraska!

    • Pronoun rants are age-old (rule)

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  • The f-like letter is the form they used inside of a word, and it's actually called long s: ſ. Short s was used at the end of a word and after a long s.

    • Pronoun rants are age-old (rule)

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  • HE'LL YEAH BORTHER!!!

    • Why does that man have a funny U shape on his head?

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  • I'm the angel, I want it to spin!

    • photography rule (by me, licensed under CC BY-NC-SA)

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  • Weird, I thought that was an island in a choppy sea at first

    • Millennials: It's ok to mourn the death of social media

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  • Honestly I'm probably just going to keep mining the 60s-00s for music like I always have. Now that I have a job and less time to find music I'll probably never run out lol