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  • When you go over to a baker's house and he "glazes" your "donut"

  • If it's hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O'Brien is mad at the Cardassians

  • N-O-B-O-D-Y...

    Wait, that's not how you spell "never"

  • How are you supposed to be upfront about something like that without coming off as rude?

  • 🇬🇧 fantasy
    🇮🇹 fantasia
    🇫🇷 fantaisie
    🇨🇿 fantazie
    🇸🇰 fantazia
    🇷🇺 фантазия
    🇩🇪 FANTASIE

  • Rule

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  • Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

  • Mkay so let's first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.

  • But "was killed" is literally a passive construction

  • Shame we never got to see the NX-01 with a star drive section

  • It is nearly Friday, my dudes.

  • No kidding, sometimes I have to take a napkin and wipe most of it off. Really excessive.

  • ...said someone who lives less than an hour's walk away from anything worth walking to

  • Frogs

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  • Better than "you'll"

  • My dog:
    Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?