The bugs living on the cheese are called "artisons" in France. https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fromage_aux_artisons?wprov=sfla1
https://www.defensemirror.com/news/39034/Australia_to_Consider_French_Submarines_Amid_AUKUS_Deal_Concerns_
In these touchy cases always add '-i' to have a confirmation when doing dangerous things. This will save your ass.
Internet was born in the 60s, so that's not "long before". But yes I'm nitpicking, you were talking about social networks.
Except it's plural, and I only have 1 anus.