xantoxis @ xantoxis @lemmy.world

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ope! here you go: https://archive.ph/gLdL1

I'm going to pretend you actually think this is true: Why are you telling us? Is this a message we need to hear? Are we gonna go back to reddit because you told us we were uneducated? What's the endgame here

Honestly this is the kind of security team I want for Trump, I'm glad he's she's staying

This is exactly why I have a whiteboard in my bathroom for brilliant ideas, and toilet paper in conference rooms for when I wanna take a shit

I understand what you're saying about failing early. That's a great strategy but it's meant to apply to production software. As in, your product shouldn't even start up if critical parts are missing or misconfigured. The software should be capable of testing its configuration and failing when anything is wrong, before it breaks anything else. During the development process, failing early also speeds up iteration cycles, but again, that's only when it's built into the sw runtime that it carries with it.

"Fail early" can also mean your product stops working and shuts down as soon as its environment changes in a disruptive way; for example, if you're using a database connection, and the database goes down, and you can't recover or reconnect, you shut down. Or you go into read-only mode until your retries finally succeed. That's a form of "fail early" where "early" means "as soon as possible after a problem arises".

You don't want your development processes to move fast and break things. If your dev and staging environments are constantly broken because you moved fast and broke things, you will ship broken software. The more bugs there are in there due to your development practices, the more bugs you'll ship, in a linear relationship.

QA and controlled development iterations with good quality practices and good understanding by all team members is how you prevent these problems. You avoid shipping bugs by detecting failures early, not by making mistakes early.

They're so far from being the little guy, their CEO has extensive experience DOING LITERALLY THIS SAME THING 14 YEARS AGO

If it bruises blue, cut off a very thin slice from the center of the stalk and put it on agar until it creates mycellium. There's some other stuff you need after that which I'll be happy to help you with.

My Linux servers weren't affected either. I think it's because of Windows 3.1

2016: Hillary vs Trump. Hillary lost.
2020: Biden vs Trump. Biden won.

yeah, let's get rid of Biden and run Hillary. fuck's sake

If I'm out in the world around unfriendly cameras I'm probably not on Wifi anyway. And yes, I know all the reasons they're illegal, this isn't completely serious.

Sick, where do I get those jammers?

I'm not gonna rob anyone, I just don't want cameras working nearby me.

Thank you for using POV correctly

This one's kinda specific but I like it

Just don't eat the brains. It wouldn't be very filling anyway.

He's rich now, he doesn't care.

Thanks! I understood from context but I needed to know what it stood for.

Buddy, all that shit came out 30 years ago. At this point it IS classic rock. This isn't even a meme.

If you're not getting a date, I guarantee you, the word "coffee" in your profile is not the reason.

If I was the tourism board I'd be like "can we build an ad campaign around doing crime? Come to Gotham, shoplift, and get beat up by the one and only original Batman! A story you'll remember forever!" It's probably safer than bungee jumping, since those guys can't guarantee you won't be killed, but Batman will.