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Other options: Shit!/Aw shit!- These work, but not in many professional spaces.

Jesus! Jesus Christ!- Getting biblical again, though this curse seems to make things fall off of the shelf more slowly, increasing your chance of catching them before they hit the ground.

Fuck me! /Fuck sakes!/ Fucker!- Effective, but nsfw.

Crap!- Works, but you sound like a middle aged soccer mom expressing her frustration.

Jeez/shoot/sheesh!- Go back to middle school, little one.

For someone that became an atheist twenty years ago, I have hypocritically requested that the Big Man damn hundreds of things nearly every day.

We need a good offhanded atheist curse to express frustration.

Got em!

Yeah, you can stealth vape. Just hold it in a couple seconds longer and discreetly blow it at the floor. If people were noticing her vaping in a dark theater, she was either coughing or chucking clouds.

Or vaping weed, that skunk smell can spread fast.

Been there. Things worked out.

Yeah. I'm not famous at all, but I could imagine it would be troublesome trying to migrate a popular account with thousands of followers to another service.

Even if you were successful, you'd probably only retain a quarter of your followers because most people can't be ballsed to dl/sign up for another app.

Half your followers on Twitter are probably bots or inactive anyhow, so take that as you will.

Speech is free, as long as it is positive or neutral irt his assets.

Maybe it's regional. I've worked at a number of independent bars and taverns in and around the Midwest and only one had Coca-Cola mix. The others all had "cola" by whatever distributor the owner sided with.

The one place that has real Coke had a bright red soda gun that literally said Coke on it, the others were just black and the button said Cola.

I don't miss changing out those nasty, sticky boxes.

I think you may be thinking bigger chains wouldn't order off brands, like Chili's.

If you get a "xxxx and coke" at a bar chances are the mixer is an off brand like RC or something.

I currently hold the high score in Night Pisser.

Nothing affirms my masculinity quite like that reassuring tinkle after adjusting from the spitter-spatter of dry porcelain.

Two legs bad!

After Thursday, all employees will be required measures the amount of honey(nectar) that is gathered by their desk hive.

Smithers, release the hounds.

If you have to be drunk to enjoy something, it probably isn't that good.

I briefly saw that. The second I moused over to remove it it removed itself, like it was guilty for what it had done.

I truly hate that technically, former presidents can be called Mr. President for the rest of their lives.

That's how I learned all cats are Spaniards.

Truth. When I was in the gifted reading program us dweebs had to temporarily be relocated to the teachers break room.

I'm sure the teachers that shared that break time with us didn't enjoy it.

Oh yeah, you want the girlie beer list. /s

My problem is that I always go for the biggest hooker, when offered the choice.