Dr. Wesker @ wesker @lemmy.sdf.org

Making the world a better place, one genetic experiment at a time.

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Go on.

WHERE'S THE SHIT?

dr wesker and i are completely different people

At least they aren't referring to themselves in the third person.

Sergey has basically stated he wants slaves, not employees.

Egg on my face.

By your logic this also means you don't like your face?

There's a suspicious lack of cum staining.

We're engaged.

So if you like mayonnaise on your girlfriend, it's not the girlfriend you like? This makes no sense.

I'm almost always a 25%. I used to work in the industry in a previous lifetime, and tips were what kept me afloat. Now I'm an overpaid professional, and have no qualm paying it forward.

The only situations I will tip much less is if:

• Service was just absolutely fucking abysmal due to very clear negligence.
• It's one of these new hipster restaurants that keep popping up, where you order and pay for your food upfront and are expected to tip then as well, without knowing how service will be. I'm not talking about food carts or kiosks either, these are actual restaurants. I hate the expectation that I should just pay an extra premium without even having a chance to evaluate the experience.

With the right attitude, you can find someone who will end it for you.

Are the injuries on his stomach from a boat prop?

During a collapse, what stops them from swooping in and buying up cheap property?

God I hope so.

Amazon fucking insisting every damn time I log in.

I'm screaming internally and externally.

You know that jello salad slaps though. You can just tell.

EDIT: upon further inspection, that's ambrosia fruit salad. Probably no jello, but rather Coolwhip. Quite tasty still.

You mean our joke?

This floor? You mean our floor?

I certainly think the term has been gratuitously misused and lost quite a bit of it's very important context.