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Dr. Wesker
Dr. Wesker @ wesker @lemmy.sdf.org
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what’s your favorite constructed language? any of you created your own?

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  • Australian.

    • Zelenskyy offers to step down in exchange for peace and Ukraine’s Nato membership

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  • They're getting downvoted because the average Lemmy user is terminally incapable of reading the room.

    • What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?

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  • Start pooping out your mouth.

    • is it normal to SCREAM at your children when you’re mad for the littlest stuff because “you’re only human with human emotions”

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  • Of course it can be helped.

    • After 40 years of being free Microsoft has added a paywall to Notepad

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  • Full access to notepad? So what, I need to pay to be able to toggle text wrapping or look at the about menu? It's fucking notepad.

    EDIT: I didnt expect so many downvotes taking sides with MS

    • Am I stroking it in my sleep?

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    • How likely is a strawberry daiquiri to get me drunk? I’ve only had alcohol once and that was one beer.

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  • Entirely depends on the amount of spirits they use, and the size. If you're just wanting to test the water, don't be afraid to ask them to make it weak, there's no shame and no one will judge. And drink slowly.

    • How likely is a strawberry daiquiri to get me drunk? I’ve only had alcohol once and that was one beer.

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  • This is really bad advice, though I don't think you meant any harm.

    • Do you think Taylor Swift will one day find the right dude for her she can live and be happy with?

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    • What's your go-to long form Youtuber?

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  • MLiG

    • Bros

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  • You pspspsed in the wrong neighborhood

    • I have been using the Aeropress for about a year; here's the recipe I've refined through testing.

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  • Might be the most complicated aeropress ritual I've seen yet.

    My admission is I just add grounds, pour over, create a negative vac and let it "brew" for a minute or two, then press.

    • I disagree.

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  • I don't mind the sun sometimes, the hieroglyphs it shows,

    I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my gauze,

    Cinnamon and sugary and softly mummified,

    You never know just how to look through the all-seeing Horus eye.

    • If political agendas were released, or summarized, like patch notes would people better understand what they are signed up for?

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  • People don't even read the articles posted here before they upvote or downvote them. You're being very optimistic.

    • Whats the most inappropriate boner you've ever had?

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  • Decades ago I used to carpool to work. If I wasn't driving, I'd near always fall asleep on the ride. I'd also for some reason near always get wood while nodding off. I don't think anyone ever noticed, or at the very least they were kind enough not to say anything.

    • Why do lots of people find it bizarre for someone to eat 6 boiled eggs in one sitting but not 12 devilled eggs and in one sitting?

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  • What I meant by equivalent was the equivalent of 6 eggs.

    • Why is the default, go-to protest chant always "Hey hey! Ho ho! {person} has got to go!" ?

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  • That doesn't even rhyme.

    • What would happen if Americans stopped buying new consumer goods for a month?

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  • Hey hey! Ho ho!

    • Why do lots of people find it bizarre for someone to eat 6 boiled eggs in one sitting but not 12 devilled eggs and in one sitting?

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  • Yolk composition theory. Fullness depends entirely on the composition of the yolk.

    • Why do lots of people find it bizarre for someone to eat 6 boiled eggs in one sitting but not 12 devilled eggs and in one sitting?

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  • What's even weirder is how full you feel eating 6 hard boiled eggs, but not if you eat the equivalent 6 deviled eggs.