werefreeatlast @ werefreeatlast @lemmy.world

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Ah! No! They said Mexican! You and I we both speak that. Don't you back out on me now!

Como se dice que la chingada en venesolano?

Caramel stained please!

US scientists... Hmmm how about we start with a pure translation "Little Donkey". Hmm less donkey, we need less donkey!....Little Dunks! How about we drop the little.. Just Dunks. "I need a couple of bean and beef dunks please!" How does that sound Bob? Bob, that sounds great Bob!

According to the boss at my house, we're back to zero from when we moved during the first days of the pandemic. The moral at work is at an all time low. Everything is super expensive now. If I'm hurting, there must be a hundred people who are hurting even more. So anyway, if I was at the top I would stop soon.

Imagine a world where everyone is hurting financially and they know it was you who stole from them. No matter where you went, friendly or unfriendly, everyone is your enemy. Looking directly at putin for example, Putin can never go anywhere without protection. He can never enjoy a single five star restaurant without fear that his food is tampered. Forever stuck eating Twinkies and coke?

We should only wear clothes during work hours on special occasions. What's with all this conservative clothing-isms!

Let them eat cake?

May I suggests pickle Ball? Its good for old people. Easy on the joints. My brother in law has diabetes and he goes every weekend. Ah, its the orange piece of shit!!! Should have started there. Yeah, golf is right. But better in a dark room with a virtual game. Once he misses a few times he can just grab the ball and hit the wall with it.

And this time of the year is tulip and Cherry blossom time. 25k is a ton of people per unit area for a good mile. I hope they do it again.

ICE....but mah job!

You click the link, it copies bad code, then asks you to paste the code on a privileged terminal window and hit run.

I saw this a week sometime ago and I had to explain it to all my family members. Evilness.

Easily defeated by not giving users root access.

The healthy power of asbestos crystals in your toothpaste will remove any stubborn bacteria that HCL or Sulfuric acids can't remove! HSO4! Really! One brushing and you'll have a permanent smile in no time! ....some people may not have a permanent smile depending in rigor mortis.

From Cancun, you can say so many things!

Yeah, what if I don't eat dogs?

Lol he wants you to trust him, he can bring the money back! All 12 trillion!.... That the entire country made in 4 years together, slowly....

As a demo, let me show you how I can control our household's income (the markets) I have full control and you shouldn't worry about it. We start small to demonstrate how I do have full control. I can totally remove money! From this car flying down the highway, I just open the window and toss the money out! I can do it from this bike! Look see? It's friday pay day! I got the money back! OK let's go big. Here's all the and we're on this large airplane! Let me show you how its done! You simply open this window... Watch it all fly away!

Okay let me show you how I can bring it all back.... Just sit back and wait for the check. When you're famous they let you do it! Wait for it! Hey it Friday! No check? Oh...we get paid every other Friday! And we're waiting!.. Friday again! But this is a holiday! We'll have to wait two more Fridays, you'll see. Its coming back!..... Hi, I need a ticket to Antarctica, i'm told there's only penguins there! One way please, and hurry!

Hear everyone's thoughts at will so I can hear anyone's thoughts if I want to.

Mazinger Z!

I heard Felon can't code or do engineering. He's just an owner.

I might turn the master bedroom into a workshop.

Up vote this shit! If I could, I would download a bunker 20 stories below ground with a jump jet/helipad and 3 in door pools and fun dungeon.